Bowie Commision

I return from the dead to be a melodramatic post-teen once again. Thanks to the superhuman efforts of Big Brother, company blogger accounts and the previously used blogs have been reacquired by the commission. Give him a hand everyone! Expect a few more of us to post to this blog from time to time. Blackbird out

CASEFILE: Asylum for the Hunted Persons of Interest ASYLUM ONE: Entity composed of two individuals. A1a is a posthuman host altered by Subject TANGO WHISKEY DELTA (TWD), supposedly caused by oral implantation of the “Azoth” material. They refer to themselves as “Kelevra Dragunov”, and claim they were born in the Russian Federation. Profiling suggests A1a is disorganized and codified an aggressive nihilistic philosophy early in life, referred to as “Destruction” by the subject. Also of note is that they think, or thought, of themselves as a psychiatrist of sorts, analyzing those around them. A1b is the material used to alter “Dragunov” by TWD. The material has since grown into a unique being. They are referred to by A1a as “my Fortissimo” (who is referred to as female) and appear to be a separate consciousness. A1a is infatuated with A1b, which appears to be reciprocated. If “Fortissimo” is not a secondary personality projected by the host onto the material (and has since anchored itsel

Well here we go again As pointed out by one " Kelevra " (congratulations on commenter number one or whatever people do these days), our organization has not had anywhere near a good track record with digital technology . What makes this different? Absolutely God damn nothing. You can imagine my frustration. Anyhow, onto the meat of the subject: The SMSC is back. What's been happening? If you are unaware, our motile band of ineffective morons' job is to monitor and study. One of the notable big picture things we've been able to see is that, i n the second half of the decade, there's been a distinct drop in the "runner" community within North America and around the world. This, clearly, is alarming. We didn't, however, had the resources, manpower, or funding to pursue this matter, or really do our job in an effective matter. You can probably guess why. But, thankfully, we now can figure this out. Orders from up high (not too high, thank god

 why does blogger have such shit formating we don't have a bloody IT so OH WELL

 So. Here we are again. I am Big Brother, Special Monitoring and Study Commission. You been round this side of the internet? You know who we are. Ideally this blog would've been my little corner of the internet but Fucking FUCKING THOUGHTBORN OR WHATTHEFUCKEVER IT IS has kept me off the internet for 4 fucking years and  Calmed down. Job's shit. Read that linked thing? good, that's all the explanation you're getting. Go fuck yourself.

You know what sucks? Everything Everything sucks I'm here with this stupid job with the 25th throwaway google account trying to get these stupid blogs to work for oh hey look about 4 years now because apparently we "don't have the budget" to maintain any form of online presence. This is free platform stuff by the by.  I could blame IT, I could blame Subject TB attacks (or any other amount of "hackers" fucking ), I could blame the administration, the goverment, BUEs, many many things. and I do.  Happy New Year